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It wouldn't be a Spider-Human being movie without a few funny moments.

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Trailers/Backside The Scenes

• Before leaving for warmer conditions, Wong warns Strange not to use the spell that could erase Spider-Man's identity from everyone'southward minds. Strange insists that he will not, but every bit shortly as Wong goes through his portal, he winks at Peter.
• The trailer shows Peter getting cold feet while Foreign is casting the spell, and he continues to blubbering about who should know his identity while Strange repeatedly tells him to stop. The adjacent shot shows the spell going wrong, which implies that the multiversal conflict of this moving picture happens — either fully, or partly in conjunction with other contempo MCU events — because Peter wouldn't stop talking.
• In the last trailer, we encounter Doc Ock held captive in a prison and he tells Peter, MJ and Ned his full name, Otto Octavius. The 3 stand there briefly before laughing and Peter asking Otto what his real name is. Both Otto and his tentacles expect utterly dislocated and unamused.
• Dr. Strange is manifestly annoyed at everything going on and snaps at Peter, MJ, and Ned, telling them to "Scooby-Doo this crap!" MJ snarks back that this is also kinda his fault, besides, and that she knows a few magic words like "please". Strange's response? A resigned "Please... Scooby-Doo this crap."
• The international variant of the second trailer has a scene where the Cadger gets punched in the face by nothing at all. It'southward a result of a certain someone who was edited out of the trailer, just this led to jokes that the Lizard's opponent is invisible. Or possibly Ant-Human. Or even John Cena. And others almost how, among many leaks of sensitive information, the oversight in editing all simply spoiled the involvement of Andrew Garfield's Spidey, and by proxy another Spidey. (Note that in the actual film, it was the Tobey Maguire'due south version of Spider-Human being who kicks the Lizard, not Garfield'southward version as the leaks would imply, making information technology an odd version of Bait-and-Switch)
• Jameson's stunned reaction to the Cadger advent: "Was that a dinosaur?!"
• We're given a brief glimpse of Norman tossing a pumpkin bomb offscreen and, in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, Osborn looks absolutely delighted that he'due south doing so.
• Alfred Molina talking virtually how excited he was to exist back on set:

  Alfred: [cheerfully] It was wonderful. It was very interesting going back later 17 years to play the same role, given that in the intervening years, I now have two chins, a wattle, crow'due south anxiety and a slightly dodgy lower back.

• During an interview, Willem Dafoe, Alfred Molina, and Jamie Foxx all talked about their reasons for reprising their roles—specifically because they liked the story and were delighted to become the chance to render as their characters. Only before he agrees with the others, Alfred takes the time to joke about how he just wanted a paycheck.
  • During the same interview, Willem talks about the nuance of the Osborn/Goblin dynamic and how he isn't "just some mustache twirling villain" while gesturing with his hands that could vaguely be interpreted as being directed towards Alfred Molina. Alfred takes the time to jokingly assume Willem is saying Physician Octopus is a mustache twirling kind of villain, insisting he's a classically trained role player and feigning indignation at the concept.
    • Merely then again, Alfred did play Snidely Whiplash...
• In an interview with Graham Norton, Tom Holland and Zendaya discuss the fact that the iconic shots of Spider-Man carrying MJ while web-swinging were harder to shoot due to Zendaya beingness noticeably taller than Tom. Cue them both standing upwardly to demonstrate, with Zendaya holding Tom instead.
• Tobey Maguire jokingly reveals his reaction to beingness asked to reprise his function as Spider-Man, which sums up basically what every fan of the Spider-Man Trilogy has been thinking:

  Tobey Maguire: When they called initially, I was like "Finally!"

• During an interview, the interviewer (Ali Plumb) tells Andrew Garfield he already figured that Andrew was in the motion-picture show because of something Tom and Zendaya said in a previous interview, namely that while talking well-nigh a stunt (Andrew saving MJ), Tom mentioned it looked amazing, just he "wasn't there". Ali admits he didn't press him on the matter but notes that he could encounter the verbal moment "Tom's soul left his trunk". Andrew is quiet for a few seconds before he bursts out laughing.
• The More Fun Stuff version teaser trailer opens with Tom Kingdom of the netherlands sitting betwixt Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire and introducing himself.

  Tom The netherlands: Hey, I'thousand Spider-Man—
  Andrew Garfield: I'm Spider-Man!
  Tobey Maguire: I'grand Spider-Man.
  [The three of them express mirth]

Film

• Given that this is an Immediate Sequel from Far From Home, Peter'southward showtime line just and then happens to exist him screaming "What the fu-!" This time, a loud machine honk does the censoring work.
• While information technology'south certainly much less funny in context, a Freeze-Frame Bonus shows J. Jonah Jameson's face plastered on every screen in Times Square. He certainly got an ego boost.
• In the opening scene, as Peter escapes with MJ from the crowd surrounding them, i of the onlookers tries to jump upwardly and catch onto them every bit they beginning swinging away. It goes likewise equally you'd expect.
  • People immediately start accosting MJ, asking all kinds of questions, and Peter tries to get her away from them. A few are specially belligerent, and 1 large and aggressive adult female gets in Spidey's way and tries to forcibly pull his mask off. He defends himself and pushes by her, and she immediately starts hollering near "Spider-Homo striking me!"
• While swinging away from the disaster with MJ, Peter stops on top of a thin strut on a bridge tower and answers a call from Ned, both at a loss for words. MJ interrupts to voice her displeasure at being stuck hundreds of feet higher up the city:

  Peter: Dude—
  Ned: Dude!
  Peter: Dude!
  Ned: Dude!
  Peter: DUDE!!!
  Ned: DUDE!!!
  MJ: DUDE!
  [Peter gets startled, realizing she'southward nevertheless there]

• When they're fleeing, MJ demands they accept the subway instead. Peter, patently misunderstanding that she would want to take the subway on foot, webs open a manhole cover, drops down, and swings through the subways tunnels, dodging trains, all with a screaming MJ in his arms.

  MJ: That was so much worse.

  • Before that, Peter suggests that they go hibernate at her place. Cue this exchange:

    MJ: NO! We cannot get to my identify! My dad volition kill y'all!
    Peter: What? I thought yous said your dad actually liked me!
    MJ: Aye, well, not anymore!

  • As they flee into the subway, Flash happens to stand almost their entrance into the subway and is staring at a phone, just finding out that his dopey classmate is the now-notorious webslinger. His eyes burl and he becomes so shocked he doesn't even notice the loud and easily noticeable clang of the manhole closing backside him!
• Later on Peter's identity is revealed and he flees dorsum home with MJ, Aunt May and Happy (who've but awkwardly broken upwardly) walk in on MJ consoling Peter while he'southward just changed out of his costume, is panickedly saying repeatedly, "I don't know what to exercise!", and is wearing nothing simply his underwear. What follows is a thoroughly awkward conversation where Happy and Aunt May think that they were about to have sex, with the former awkwardly endmost his eyes, walking away, and declaring that he didn't see anything and the latter tells them to perform it safely and assures that it's all fine and natural, Peter'south trying to discuss her breakup, and everyone seems to take forgotten about the discovery of Peter's secret identity until they realize at that place's a news helicopter correct outside their apartment.
  • MJ holds out a shirt, and Peter casually dips his arms into it and shrugs information technology over his torso, a subtly hilarious beat of physical comedy. And he spends the remainder of the scene in this shirt and his boxers.
  • The fact that this misunderstanding never truly gets cleared up—forgotten, sure, only never cleared upward. For the balance of the pic (and, tragically, the rest of her life), May thinks she walked in on Peter and MJ near to have sex.
  • Peter and MJ are badly trying to comprehend things upward, Peter rushing around the apartment to close the blinds and trying to go on May and Happy talking almost their suspension and shouting at them to put down their phones (then they don't see the breaking news). MJ has to point out that their apartment is being shown on Television set right behind Peter.
  • When asked nearly the telly footage, Peter's just defeated and makes a weird down-hearted shuffling movement to a window he just sealed to open it upward and show the news choppers.
• Simply as Peter and MJ are virtually to kiss on the rooftop, Ned comes in to ruin the moment and say "Finally, some privacy!"
• J. Jonah Jameson is very obviously an Alex Jones analogue in this universe; emphasized when he signs off his news prove by shilling supplements.
  • The wide shot showing that his studio is in fact a small messy storeroom with a narrow green screen and a unmarried camera.
  • The fact that it gets more than elaborate when he briefly gets more pop, same as the studio of who he'southward based on.
• Aunt May and MJ simultaneously alarm Peter non to say anything to the feds without a lawyer.
  • Related, Ned immediately folding and talking all about how he helped with Vulture and getting Spider-Human to space with very little input at all. Only when the officeholder tells him that this makes him Peter'due south main accomplice does he realize what he merely said.
  • Ned initially very confidently tells Amanuensis Cleary that he's Peter's "guy in the chair". Cleary tells him, while he pretends to be impressed, that he knows the concept, as he points out "Well-nigh of the guys hither are guys in chairs!"
• Matt Murdock aids Peter in getting the charges against him dropped, chatting to him, Aunt May and Happy. When a brick from a Mysterio supporter is thrown through the window, Matt doesn't hesitate to catch it with all 3 staring in wonder at how a bullheaded man only did that.
  • Matt's reaction afterward stopping the brick is fantastic, considering he revealed his powers in front of the person who would have caught the brick anyways.
  • Also, Peter's await of "I idea I was fast..."
  • Whoever threw the brick has a good arm but apparently isn't as proficient at spelling, equally the note reads "Nosotros beleive Mysterio" instead of "believe".
• Matt and so turns his attention to Happy, saying that the human is in serious legal jeopardy and that he should find himself a practiced lawyer. Happy, utterly shocked, awkwardly tries to quote Goodfellas, out of a desperate belief that a legal tactic taken from a movie will be plenty to save him.
• There is a tranquility moment between Peter and MJ on a rooftop, where the latter reads this from a newspaper.

  MJ: "Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider'south ability to anesthetize females".
  Peter: Stop. Come on!
  MJ: [jokingly] Yes, my spider lord.

  • A later trailer shows that the paper has plastered Peter's head onto a cartoonish rendition of Spider-Man'southward trunk, which is stringing upward two marionettes with the faces of Ned and MJ like a puppeteer.
  • Made even funnier when you realize that Peter in the comics has had a long string of girlfriends and romantic interests.
• During Peter and MJ'south video conversation, Peter cheers her up by lampshading how beingness a superhero doesn't pay the bills. MJ laughs pretty sweetly at this.

  Peter: Now I'm the most famous person in the earth... and I'm nonetheless broke.

  • While Peter is video chatting with MJ, he shows Happy sleeping on a sofa to MJ, who eventually gets fed upwardly with the conversation and makes his annoyance known.
  • Speaking of Happy, the revelation that his ringtone is "Native New Yorker" by Odyssey.
• Continuing a Running Gag stretching back all the manner to Iron Man, the DUM-East robot returns, clumsy as always, and destroys Peter'due south Lego Death Star, which itself is a gag running throughout the MCU Spider-Man trilogy.
  • Afterward on, when Peter is explaining to Max how he'll cure Max, Max seems to take an important question only to instead inquire him annoyedly if the Legos on the table are his. Max is either a make clean freak or bellyaching that Peter wrecked his Lego Death Star.
• Flash has written and marketed a book about him existence (supposedly) Spider-Man's friend, and aggressively shills it to Peter's supporters outside the schoolhouse.
  • In general, how lilliputian anyone believes Wink'south claims of beingness Spider-Man'due south best friend. He's not included among "Spider-Man's puppets" in the article MJ reads, he gets into MIT while Peter, Ned, and MJ were rejected "in light of contempo controversy." Flash not merely isn't fooling the students and staff at Midtown, who know Peter the best — he's not even fooling the comically-inept media.
• Amidst the clustered crowds of Spider-Man supporters and protestors outside Midtown High, nosotros briefly focus on a man in the supporter crowd flaunting a T-shirt with MJ'south yearbook photograph on it who shouts, "MJ, are you lot gonna take his Spider-babies?" For an extra meta dimension to the humor, the man is played by Darnell Appling, who is Zendaya'south real-life assistant.
• Flash has also opted to dye his hair blonde in-between films, making him look closer to his comic counterpart. The fact that it's an obvious dye-job though just makes him look extra douchey.
• Once Peter encounters Mr. Harrington, Mr. Dell, and Double-decker Wilson upon returning to Midtown High, the first ii awkwardly and supportively welcome him back, interim like geeky fanboys meeting their idol, while the lattermost is clearly a Mysterio supporter who acts like the rest of the Mysterio supporters, snidely ignoring the other ii calling Peter a hero and insisting on labeling him a murderer (to his face!). Dell and Harrington are annoyed and tell him to stop information technology before geekily encouraging Peter to walk, crawl, or swing through the hallways if he wants to. Nevermind how he plans on doing the terminal one if he wanted to.
  • And then once Peter finally gets to exit, the camera pans over to the right to reveal a whole corridor full of students with their phones out trying to take hold of a glimpse of Peter equally Spider-Homo.
• When MJ and Ned receive letters saying they've been rejected from MIT, MJ rips her letter up and walks out. Ned imitates her, then has to hastily collect the pieces because he didn't show the letter to his parents notwithstanding.
• Doctor Strange and Wong provide a few moments of levity:
  • They're introduced bickering over why the Sanctum is covered in snow (one of the portals was continued to Siberia and a blizzard blew through), and it'south revealed that Strange is non Wizard Supreme — Wong is, because he wasn't Blipped for the by several years, and thus had some form of seniority. Suddenly, Kamar-Taj seems less like a mystical realm and more than like a regular bureaucratic workplace.
  • Wong warns Peter not to slip on the icy flooring... because the insanely-powerful reality-bending wizards don't have liability insurance.
  • Strange and Wong are wearing parkas over their normal outfits. Bonus points is that the Cloak of Levitation is nevertheless being worn on top of the parka.
  • Wong says he couldn't stop Strange's screw upwardly because the Sorcerer Supreme has "higher duties." Duties like...fighting muzzle matches against the Abomination and drunkenly singing karaoke.
  • Also, Foreign makes an impressive entrance during the aforementioned grouse, using his powers to levitate then lower himself to the ground — where he ruins the issue by nearly slipping on the snowy ground.
  • Strange's coffee mug has the words "Oh for" on top, a film of a fox in the middle, and the word "sake" at the bottom. Almost similar he knows he'due south going to get frustrated by Peter.
  • A more benign invoking of Exist Careful What You Wish For when Peter goes to talk to Dr. Foreign.
  • Strange notes he'due south used a retentivity-erasing spell earlier, asking if Wong remembers a wild party at Kamar-Taj. When Wong frowns and answers no, Foreign smirks to Peter that it works.
  • Peter keeps on request Strange to modify his spell throughout. Start he says he wants his girlfriend MJ to recall everything. Strange decides he tin live with that (presumably because he suffered in beloved himself). And then Peter says he wants his best friend Ned to remember also and at this signal, Strange starts getting annoyed, but he decides he tin can alter the spell. So Peter remembers May and says he doesn't want to take to explain everything to her once more. Strange angrily says that he will brand certain the iii of them volition non accept their memories contradistinct. Peter sighs in relief before remembering "Happy!" Strange at present angrily grumbles that no, he is not happy because Peter is constantly annoying him. Peter and so clarifies he means Happy Hogan.
  • The whole buildup to the chaos makes Peter seem similar the bane of every artist's existence — the guy who, after getting a committee, wants them to brand a bunch of alterations afterward it's already done.
  • After the spell is botched, Foreign learns that Peter hadn't then much as called MIT to see if they could reconsider his awarding, which Peter didn't know he could do. Strange is understandably put out that Peter's kickoff reaction to not being accustomed by his called university is and so extreme.
    • Even funnier when you remember that in Thor: Ragnarok, it's shown that Strange tin can teleport people effectually the Sanctum. Pregnant that might not have been a Jump Cut, but what was happening in real time.
  • Too on a meta level for Medico Strange, he but goes ahead with the spell to make everyone forget Peter Parker is Spider-Man not mentioning he means LITERALLY Anybody. Yes, the warning still comes after the spell.
• Peter calls Flash for his assistance to talk to the MIT administrator, so that Ned and MJ have another shot at MIT. But in substitution, Flash wants several things from Peter, notably involving Spider-Human being.

  Peter: Okay. I will, um... pick you up and swing you to school for one week?
  Flash: For a month.
  Peter: For a week.
  Flash: Two weeks.
  Peter: Flash, please. Come on, help me.
  Wink: Y'all know what I want.
  Peter: [begrudgingly] Okay, I'll tell everyone that you're my best friend.
  [Flash can exist seen smiling from ear to ear over this proposal]

• A motion picture Flash has shows that he gave a re-create of his book to the MIT administrator. Earlier Peter catches up to her on the bridge, she can be seen closing the book after barely a few pages, conspicuously showing displeasure.
  • Because that there is another multiverse spanning film featuring characters from unlike franchises meeting thanks to the actions of a young inexperienced hero coming out a year afterward this one, it's a fun little meta moment when Wink's volume happens to be called Flashpoint.
• Earlier he finds the MIT administrator, Peter is annoyed to observe out a news helicopter is following him. He irritably waves at them and mutters that yep, he can come across them.
• Peter also tries to look proper when meeting the ambassador by wearing a suit. Problem is he wore it under his Iron Spider nano-adjust, meaning it's very wrinkled by the time he arrives. Which means Tony forgot to include whatever tech keeps his hair and clothes looking fabled, a standard characteristic on Atomic number 26 Man suits since at least Fe Man 2. Which is even funnier in light of the tentacle bit a few minutes later.
• Peter attempts to talk to the MIT administrator about MJ and Ned existence rejected from MIT. Except, Peter being Peter ends upward worsening the situation — that is, until Doc Ock arrives.
• The Doctor Foreign scene from the trailer where he asks Peter and his friends to "Scooby-Doo this crap" got slightly changed in the bodily film to the slightly more than crass (and inherently funnier) "Scooby-Doo this shit", combined with him over-dramatically waving his arms around.
• When Peter activates the waldoes of his Iron Spider suit, Octavius turns to one of his tentacles and calmly says "Looks similar we got contest." Every bit if to sell the point, one of said tentacles also opens up every bit though to mimic a Jaw Drib.
• Peter defeats Doctor Ock in the most obvious style. He hijacks the AI of Ock's tentacles, and the intimidating supervillain is left protesting and flailing helplessly. Peter then starts moving about his arms and tests his command of Ock's tentacles and starts grinning similar a kid who only got a fancy new toy as he slowly lays the ambassador'south car back onto the bridge and all the while Ock protests confronting the tentacles and a goofy version of Peter'southward theme plays in the background.
  • The Hijack is even funny every bit when Otto absorbs the nanobots Peter's suit chimes with a "New Device Detected" equally if it was installing drivers for a new printer or mouse. Tony Stark really DOES call up of EVERYTHING.
• Even after Peter gains control of his tentacles, Doc Ock still tries to have a swing at him.
• The MIT administrator berating Doc Ock for almost killing her equally she's walking abroad.
• Dr. Foreign refers to the Lizard as a "slimy light-green son of a gun".
  • When Peter mentions that he saw the Dark-green Goblin on the bridge, he refers to him equally a "flying light-green elf", to which Strange sarcastically quips, "Well, he sounds jolly."
  • The style the line is delivered, too, makes it audio as Peter'southward about to refer to him every bit a goblin, and so Peter's greatest villain suddenly being called an elf is pretty funny in and of itself.
• This little jewel from the good medico:
• Peter, MJ, and Ned do some snooping around the Sanctum Sanctorum'south undercroft, part of which is just a mundane basement, consummate with creaky, outdated white goods. Ned geeks out over a locked-and-loaded crossbow and what he thinks is a torture rack, but is really a pilates automobile. MJ, meanwhile, finds a box for a "goatee template", implying that Doctor Strange is more vain than he lets on.
• When told that magic exists in this universe, Doc Ock is initially skeptical, dismissing information technology equally children'due south birthday shows. When Foreign does some magic in front of him, Ock asks how he did information technology.
• When Peter tries questioning Doc Ock about the Green Goblin, Md Ock lashes out with "WE TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS, Male child!"
• In the trailers, Peter is shown wearing a absurd-looking black suit that many speculated to possibly be a symbiote suit. In the film, it's only his regular suit turned inside out because a Mysterio supporter on the street had thrown paint at him and he couldn't get it off without May'due south help. Also, he'southward duct-taped his telephone to his chest then that MJ and Ned can see what he'southward up to.
  • Plus the paint was thrown on him at the beginning of the movie, earlier school starts, information technology doesn't getting cleaned until afterwards he faces Electro and Sandman, there's a time skip of most of a schoolhouse term between these two events which means Pete's being trying and failing to make clean the advanced costume for months.
• Peter tries to use his magically-enhanced webshooter to catch Electro, simply because the villain is currently in his intangible energy form the web flies straight through him and hits a tree which teleports into one of the cells in the Sanctum.
  • The tree is however in that location in its ain cell later after all the villains have been captured, meaning that a literal tree is technically rounding out the Sinister 6's roster.
  • Anyone who has played a Spider-Man game and gotten trapped in Central Park would hold.
• Later on defeating Electro, Peter tries to high-five Sandman. He just knocks his hand make clean off.
• Peter tries to repent to Electro for pulling him into his universe:

  Peter: It's really my fault that you're hither...
  Max: Like... like the universe? Or the woods? I detest the woods!

• After Electro's powers are stabilized, he returns to human form but is left completely naked in front of Peter and Flint Marko.

  Max: And so, what, y'all just gonna stand here and deed like I ain't butt-ass naked?
  Flint: I am.

• When Max is transported into his cell, Otto sarcastically waves to him.
• When all of the villains are discussing when they all died fighting Spider-Man Electro seems confident that he was about to kick Spider-Homo's donkey only to realize he was also going to die every bit well.
• Ned and MJ ask Peter if the tree he teleported is actually a tree monster from some other universe. Max confirms that it'due south only a regular tree.
• When Peter and May are discussing whether information technology's the correct thing to ship the villains back to their universes or effort to help their ailments, Norman can exist seen pocketing doughnuts in the blurred groundwork.
• Norman and Otto encounter once again, much to each other's surprise. Max's response?
• After seeming to be only a mindless monster, the Cadger starts talking. The "WTF?" looks on the faces of everyone at this monstrous animate being speaking in the scholarly tones of Brusk Connors (While exposing, in no subtle terms his dreams of evolving the man race into lizards!) are great.

  Ned: The dinosaur tin talk.
  MJ : Lizard.
  Ned: Right.

• Connors himself is taken aback by Max Dillon'south change in appearance... equally in, how the former nerd is now sporting a neatly trimmed goatee and a full head of hair.

  Connors: You know, I tin give you a real makeover.
  Max: Let me guess. Into a cadger?
  Connors: Exactly!

• An annoyed Flint then tells them to shut up and asks where he is, and MJ tells him he's in "a wizard's dungeon", awkwardly calculation that there's no manner to sugarcoat that when Max repeats it in confusion. Cut to Otto who just makes a "yup, that's fair" sort of shrug.
• What is Strange's response to Peter attempting to escape with a magical device while locking him upwards in Sandman's cell, using his own magical webshooters?

  Strange: This is why I never had kids.

  • He then casually phases through the "walls". Sandman tries to follow him but walks into the wall instead.
• The fact that Peter's spider reflexes work even when his soul is outside of his body. Peter'due south unconscious body successfully playing keep away with Foreign and the cube is wonderful.
• And so there'south Peter's response to his astral form being pushed out of his torso:
  • With Strange distracted by being unable to get the box back, Peter swims dorsum to his body, regaining consciousness almost immediately.

    Peter: That might be one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me, but don't ever do that over again.

• When Peter traps Strange in the Mirror Dimension, he yanks abroad his sling ring with webbing. Strange reacts with a very annoyed "Ow".
• Afterwards MJ threatens to push the button on the relic that would send the villains back to their universes, Lizard says there'south no way she could exist Peter'south girlfriend.
• Norman convinces Peter to allow him help cure the villains with this glorious Ascended Meme:
• Nosotros meet Peter sneaking the villains into the condo through the security camera's PoV. Among other things, Electro's intrinsic electrical field distorts the camera.
• Otto is the most abrasive at this bespeak of the villains and his tentacles are as well unsafe to be gear up free, and then Peter has Otto wrapped up in i of the tentacles and leaves him in the middle of the room. Otto complains a lot and everyone ignores him.
• Otto goes on a rant near how this won't piece of work and mentions "frozen burritos" to emphasize how Peter lacks materials, space, and skills.

  Otto: So this is your plan, Peter? Hm? No lab, no facilities; just performing miracles in a condominium? Hm? What, you gonna cook up some cures and some frozen burritos in a microwave?
  Norman: [in the groundwork] I could go for a burrito.
  Otto: [with a tone dripping of Surrounded by Idiots] He'due south gonna kill united states all.

  • Osborn, of all people, casually mentioning that burritos audio really good right now is hysterical.
  • Shortly after, Peter opens up the fabricator Happy happens to have without taking into account how the hat might flip back. Cue kitchen wall being smashed through. Realizing their all-time hope for being cured is a loftier-schooler working out of a condo, Otto repeats the line in less of a way of distrusting Peter, but genuinely fearing him doing something stupid.
• Norman is rather impressed by Peter and offers him a job at Oscorp, before dryly noting that he would have to commute to a different universe.
• Sandman sits down on the couch, gets sand on it, apologizes, and tries to brush the sand off... getting more sand on information technology.
• May asking Otto if he drinks fresh water or table salt water "because [he's] an octopus." Otto just looks at her dumbfounded.

  Otto: What?
  May: ...Fresh h2o it is.

• Electro and Sandman hash out their origins, and Electro realizes that both stories ultimately eddy down to falling down the wrong place at the wrong time. "Gotta be careful where you fall."
• Electro starts to slip into a supervillain monologue while gazing out at Earth-199999's New York Metropolis. Sandman doesn't really option up on it.
• While Dafoe's performance every bit Greenish Goblin is notwithstanding every bit terrifying every bit always, it'southward also just as hammy and darkly comedic. When MCU Peter senses him in Happy'southward apartment, he gives a snarky response to Otto about Norman's crazed behavior followed upwards by an appropriate reaction from Electro.

  Otto: Norman?
  Green Goblin: Norman'due south on breather, honey.
  Max: The hell?

• Ned wishing that he could see Peter again creates a Sling Band Portal for Peter-3 to emerge from. When he shows up, Ned's lola starts screaming in terror and tosses a pillow at Spidey while he quickly assures her that he is a dainty guy.
• Peter-3 starts muttering virtually string theory, multidimensional reality, and affair deportation in his start scene, significant he figured out on his ain that he'd fallen into another parallel universe. When Ned starts talking about spells, Peter-iii is also delighted to find out that magic exists in this universe and tries to inquire more than simply MJ repeatedly hisses at Ned to nothing it.
• MJ just being incredibly distrustful of Peter-3:

  MJ: Prove it.
  Peter-three: Prove what?
  MJ: That y'all're Peter Parker.
  Peter-3: I... don't carry an ID with me. You lot know, kinda defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
  [MJ tosses a bread roll that bounces off Peter iii's chest while taking a defensive pose]
  Peter-3: … why did you lot do that?
  MJ: I was trying to see if you have the tingle thing.
  Peter-three: I have the tingle thing, just non for bread. [MJ tosses another curl] Tin can you... not throw the breadstuff again? You're a deeply mistrusting person... and I respect that.

• MJ prepares to throw another roll at him until he finally clings to the ceiling to evidence he has powers. He incredulously refuses to do annihilation more than hang effectually with one hand instead of itch like MJ wants him to, noting that but sticking to the ceiling is more proof enough. They get into a dorsum and along argument with MJ even tossing another staff of life roll at him.
  • The Hilarious Outtakes show Peter-3 (it's not clear whether information technology is Andrew Garfield or a trunk double) chucking the bread right back at Zendaya, to prove he really is Peter Parker.
• He only starts crawling after Ned's grandmother asks him to help her make clean a fiber in the ceiling's corner that she can't reach. Peter-three simply grabs his Spider-Man mask between his teeth and crawls to the other side, clears the fiber, jumps back to the footing, does a "Ta-daa!" pose, and tries to enquire "We're expert?" earlier realizing he is still holding his mask between his teeth. He yanks it out so he tin can talk and repeats the "Ta-daa!" pose.
• MJ tells Ned to keep trying to open a portal until they find the "real" Peter. Peter-iii gives an offended "Ouch", and MJ apologizes.
• Ned'due south first reaction when Peter two steps into the house from the new portal?

  Ned: Great, it's just some random guy.
  Peter-ii: Howdy. Um, promise it'south okay. I just came through this uh…
  [Portal closes]
  Peter-2: Oh. Information technology just airtight!

• Peter-2 is as much of a Clueless Chick Magnet as he was in his original films equally Ned'southward grandma gives him a flirty wave and he smiles and only waves back, presumably not even realizing he is existence hit on.
• The cursory skirmish betwixt the Peters has Peter-three giving a look of "dandy, not bad..." after Peter-2 strikes Peter-3's web-shooters with his ain webbing which prompts this substitution.

  Ned: Wait, so you're Spider-Homo too? Why didn't you lot just say that?
  Peter-2: I generally don't go around advertising information technology. Kinda defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
  Peter-3: [in shock] I merely said that...
  MJ: [also in shock] That's what he just said...

  • In line with Peter-2 later calling Peter-3 "amazing", there'due south a Stealth Pun in here because he is indeed "Spider-Man ii".
  • On the topic of Peter-2's street dress...

    Peter-three: Then are you gonna go into battle dressed like a cool youth pastor or do you have a conform?
    [Peter-2 pulls down the collar of his shirt to reveal his Spider-Arrange underneath with Peter-3 nodding in approval]

• Ned's grandmother starts ranting in Tagalog ^notation Ned calls her Lola, Filipino for "Grandmother" while both Peters wear sheepish looks like kids who know they are in trouble. Ned translates for them once she's done.

  Ned: My lola was asking if you could clean upwards the webs you lot just shot.
  Peter-3: Oh, sorry lola.
  Peter-2: Yes, of course.
  Ned's lola: [in perfect English] I'm going to bed.
  Ned: Night, lola.
  MJ: Night, Ned's lola.

  • In addition, her rant is a funny Bilingual Bonus.

    Ned'south lola: You've spread all your garbage everywhere! Y'all know I take to keep this house clean, and look at this! Garbage here, garbage there!

• The fact that all three Peters call it "Tingle thing" and not "Spider-Sense." Leads into Fridge Brilliance when yous realize while the previous franchises showed Spider-Sense, it wasn't explicitly called that, except for two times: past 1 of the scientists who genetically engineered the spider that bit Tobey Maguire'due south Peter, and when his Venom snarked "Ooh my Spider-Sense is tingling, if you know what I'm talking about."
• While Peter-1 and MJ share a moment, Peter-two and Peter-three discuss their personal lives and Peter-ii reveals his is complicated but he and MJ piece of work through it. He then clarifies, he means his MJ, who is an adult, like him and not the MCU MJ, who is a teenager.
• Peter-1 recruits the other Peters on his plan to create a cure for the villains. Peter-3 unintentionally undercuts him by calling dibs on working on the cure for the Lizard by calling it easy since he had already did it one time before.
  • One of the outtakes has Peter-2 acknowledging Peter-3'due south achievement: "You're the lab-stud!"
  • And before long afterwards this, all three actors interruption character and beginning laughing, with Tobey and Tom doing a Head Desk at the exact aforementioned time.
• Ned asks Raimi-verse Peter if he had a best friend on his world. He tells Ned that he did, Harry Osborn, and that said best friend tried to impale him and ultimately died in his artillery. Webb-verse Peter is giving a expect of gaping horror at hearing the story. Ned simply feels awkward for the rest of the lab scene, and after revealing that he has the ability to use magic, he promises MCU Peter that he will non try and kill him, followed by an extremely awkward Crush.
  • Doubly humorous for comic fans, as Ned Leeds in the comics was the Hobgoblin for a time. (Until it was revealed that he was really not, the real Hobgoblin had framed him).
  • Webb-verse Peter then gives Ned a reaffirming pat on the shoulder almost equally if to say "Yeah, cheers for that." Which makes sense, as he also had a Harry Osborn who tried to kill him and succeeded in killing Gwen Stacy.
  • Of course, Tom's Peter was nowhere effectually when the aforementioned conversation took place, and so he has no idea why Ned would fifty-fifty say something like that.

    Peter-one: Okay… Cheers…?

• Ned tries to call out to his Peter, and all of them keep answering, no matter how much he specifies - largely considering Ned's attempts to specify his Peter don't actually narrow things downward. Somehow they manage to take the classic gag and get in funny, especially since they also go with the "Pointing Spider-Man" meme.
  • The iii Peters trying to wrap their heads around the fact how utterly ridiculous their plan sounds.

    Peter 1: Oh, I'grand set up!

    Peter 3: Yeah, me too. Okay, so, now all nosotros gotta practice is lure these guys some place, right? Try to cure them, while they try to... impale us and so, ship them home.

    Peter ii: ...Using a magic box.

    Peter ane: Well, that's the programme!

  • MJ keeps proverb "If y'all expect disappointment, then you can never actually get disappointed", which helps her. When the three Peters are about to go fight the villains, Peter-1 is about to say it, only MJ says, the better quote for this situation will be "Nosotros'll go kick some ass". Peter-ii corrects her that they demand to go cure some donkey, instead.

    Ned: Cure that donkey.

• The new and improved Statue of Freedom is having Captain America's shield put on it. The final battle pointedly causes well-nigh no damage except taking the shield off along with the scaffolding, putting it back to normal.
  • Made even funnier with a glimmer and you'll miss it moment when Electro turns on Happy's TV and the news anchor is reporting that 67% of New Yorkers oppose the renovation.
• The audition is reminded that Tobey and Andrew's versions of Peter are both slightly older characters past how they commiserate over suffering from center back problems from web-swinging.
  • Information technology gets even funnier when remembering the "MY Back! OOH! MY BACK!" scene from Spider-Homo 2. While the younger version of Peter 2 sounded similar back pain was shocking and new to him at the time, this older version of Peter 2 sounds very casual in the way that he complains about his back bug, conspicuously having become used to it by this bespeak.
• When the two not-MCU Peters are chatting, Peter-3 muses about Electro, leading to this substitution.

  Peter three: You know, Max used to exist, like, the sweetest guy e'er. Until he vicious into... a pool of electric eels.

• When both not-MCU Peters burn their webbing at i another, you lot can briefly notice Peter 3 being dislocated that Peter 2's webs are organic. This is brought upwards later past MCU Peter, MJ and Ned when they all freak out at Peter 2 shooting his webs later on finding out that his counterparts use web-shooters and synthetic webbing:

  Ned: That came out of you!
  Peter 2: Yeah. [to Peter 1] You tin can't exercise that, huh?
  Peter 1: No!
  Peter iii: [whispering] How on Earth does that fifty-fifty...?

• They subsequently have a conversation about this, with Peter 2 being asked if the webs come out elsewhere or if he's ever had a "web block".

  Peter 3: Yous never had a web block? Crusade I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my ain in a lab.
  Peter two: That'south—
  Peter 3: And it'due south a HASSLE, compared to what you got.
  Peter 2: Sounds like a hassle, yeah. Only I, I did, really, you lot said that. I was similar "Oh, I had a spider web cake".
  Peter iii: Whoa! Why?
  Peter ii: Existential crisis stuff.
  Peter iii: Yes, I mean, like, don't get me started on that.

  • Even funnier is that Tom's Peter, since he has no idea how organic webbing works, asks if the webbing comes out of "anywhere else". While Andrew'due south Peter gives a look that's a mix of defoliation and curiosity at that, Tobey's Peter has a half-amused expect on his face every bit if he was thinking "Yeah I can encounter why you lot'd think that…"
• Tom's Peter and Tobey's Peter talk about fighting alien creatures, and Andrew's effectively slagging off his villains every bit he complains that he didn't get to exercise that, noting that the last major villain he fought was an angry Russian man in a mechanized rhinoceros conform. Peter ane and Peter two try to prop him upwardly, with the latter even calling him "amazing".
  • Information technology likewise implies Harry'due south plan to make a squad of super villains did Non go far... not unlike Sony's initial plans for a Sinister Six pic. Or that he never encountered the symbiote as Tobey'southward version did, referencing that those plans for a Venom spin-off also didn't work out for his universe off-screen.

    Peter 1: Hey, what are, like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
    Peter 2: Seems y'all've met some of them.
    Peter 3: [laughs] That'due south a good question.
    Peter 2: Yeah, I've fought an alien made out of blackness goo one time.
    Peter ane: Oh, no style! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in infinite.
    Peter 2: Oh!
    Peter 1: Yeah, he was purple.
    Peter iii: I wanna fight an alien.
    Peter 2: I'm withal, like, that you fought an alien in space!
    Peter three: [sigh] I'm lame compared— I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
    Peter ii: Can we rewind information technology back to the "I'one thousand lame" role? 'Crusade you're non.
    Peter 3: Thanks! I capeesh that. I'g not saying I'm lame, I'm saying, similar—
    Peter 2: Merely it's only the self-talk, maybe. We should—
    Peter 3: Heed, I—
    Peter 2: 'Cause, you're Amazing. Just to take it in a minute.
    Peter 3: Yeah, aye, aye. I tin accept it in.
    Peter 2: Yous. Are. Amazing.
    Peter 3: I tin can take it in.
    Peter 2: Y'all are amazing.
    Peter 3: Thanks!
    Peter 2: Will you say it?
    Peter 3: No, I kinda needed to hear that, thanks.

  • There is something hysterically funny about how Peter refers to Thanos, the Galactic Conqueror, destroyer of half the universe, including Peter himself, equally an alien who was purple.
  • Also when Peter 3 describes Rhinoceros, yous can run across a look of mild disgust in his face, every bit that clearly doesn't even come close to fighting cool alien beings.
  • Perhaps unintentional, but Peter-iii calling himself lame and singling out a Russian guy in a rhinoceros Mini-Mecha becomes this when you realise that friggin' Tony Stark himself fought a Russian guy in a Powered Armour in Iron Homo ii, a flick that is mostly considered inferior to virtually MCU movies, making information technology an unintentional Have That! to that motion-picture show. Funnily enough, that movie marked the debut of Peter Parker (every bit played by Max Favreau) in the MCU via Word of Saint Paul.
  • Peter two referring to Venom and Peter 1 referring to Thanos becomes even funnier after the mid-credits scene when we run into a different variant of Eddie Brock/Venom asking and dismissing the idea of Thanos.
• Peter 3 tries to talk to Max, while the Cadger attacks Peter 2.

  Peter 3: I got his attention, now what?
  Peter two: Okay, great!
  [The Lizard grabs him by his leg]

• The climactic fight initially goes incorrect for the Spider-Men. Sandman grabs Peter 1 and he shoots some web to a nearby crane in an attempt to pull himself free, accidentally clotheslining Peter 3, who is fighting Electro. As he is falling, Peter 3, in an try to suspension his fall, shoots web to the crane, only for Peter 2 to get a faceful of it, distracting him equally he is fighting the Lizard. He isn't very happy.

  Peter 3: Deplorable!
  Peter 2: Gross!

• When Peter 3 meets with Electro again, the former tries to reason with the latter proverb he's just trying to save him. Max says he tin save himself, just insults Peter 3 by saying "You ain't even the shit no more!" Peter responds with a defeated sigh.
  • This can exist seen as another meta dialogue peace since it refers to Webbverse Peter no longer existence the main cinematic Spider-Man.
  • Besides calls back to earlier when Peter iii found himself to be lame compared to the other ii Peters. To hear one of your villains say it too just adds insult to injury.
• When all three Peters note that they suck working together, MCU Peter mentions his experience working with a team because he was function of the Avengers. And all of this happens while the 3 are in the middle of destructive chaos all effectually.

  Peter 1: I accept been in a team, okay? I don't wanna brag only I will! I was in the Avengers!
  Peter 2: The Avengers?
  Peter 1: Yeah.
  Peter 2: That's keen!
  Peter i: Thank yous!
  Peter 2: What is that?
  Peter ane: [nonverbal Flat "What" face] Look, yous don't have the Avengers?
  Peter 3: Is that a band? [impressed] Are you in a band?
  Peter 1: No, I'yard not in a band, no! The Avengers is... um... The Earth'southward Mightiest—
  Peter 2: HOW IS THIS HELPING?!

  • Oddly plenty, Tony did refer to the Avengers equally Fury's "hugger-mugger boyband". And Imprint referred to their breakup like that of a band, like The Beatles.
  • Peter-1's brag seems hollow given that not only did he one time outright reject becoming an Avenger simply his eventual active membership lasted, to him, about a day.
• As information technology turns out, the Peters neglected to figure out how they'd distinguish themselves in conversation and kickoff bickering over who's who before MCU Peter takes "Peter 1" for himself, assigns "Peter 2" to Raimi-Verse Spidey, leaving Webb-Verse Spidey to proclaim himself "Peter three" in an over-the-top, exasperated tone every bit if to say "Fine! Whatever! I'm Peter-3! Can nosotros get dorsum to the fight now?!"
  • Information technology's unsaid MCU Peter gets to exist Peter-1 less because they're all in his universe, and more than simply because he called it first.
• Before they head off into the concluding boxing, Andrew's Peter stops the other Peters to gleefully tell them that he loves them, which leads to somewhat awkward reactions from his variants:

  Peter 1 and Peter 2: [Shell, in unison] Thanks...?

• Peter-3 casually greeting Connors while the latter has him pinned downward.
• When he escapes the Mirror Dimension, an exhausted, exasperated Foreign tells Peter that he's been suspended in a higher place the Grand Canyon for twelve hours - a piddling slice of Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation-Guided Karma for what he did to Loki.
  • Upon hearing that, the other Peters assume he was relaxing there and phone call him out for not helping, before Peter 1 sets the record straight.

    Peter-one: Strange expect, we're so shut—
    Dr. Strange: Skip information technology! I've been dangling over the Thou Canyon for 12 hours!
    Peter-1: I know, I know, I know, I uh… um… uh… I'g sorry about that, sir, I mean…
    [The other Peters state almost him]
    Peter-2: You lot went to the Grand Canyon?
    Peter-3: He could've used your help!

  • Foreign, meanwhile, stares in disbelief that there are three Peters — just one accidentally brought an entire universe to the brink of collapse, how much trouble tin can three cause?
  • The way Peter-1 introduces the other Spider-Men to Dr Strange.

    Peter-1: Dr. Strange. [gestures back and along between the other Spider-Men] Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Spider-Man, Spider-Man. They're mes from another universe.

• While information technology's an otherwise sombre moment, Peter three is melting down in silent sobs after saving MJ from Gwen's fate. MJ herself is weirded out at the fact Spider-Man just burst into tears and asks Peter iii if he'southward okay.
  • While MJ is saved past Peter 3, Ned, who also falls, is saved by Dr. Strange'southward Cloak. The sight of Ned floating in the air wearing the Cloak itself is hysterically funny, and Ned likewise awkwardly thanks the Cloak by calling it "Mr. Cloak sir".
• Electro and Peter three get a brief friendship moment later the one-time is depowered, and Electro has a confession to brand:
  • Information technology'southward fifty-fifty funnier when you remember part of the reason Miles Morales was created in the first place was because of the ultimately unsuccessful online campaign to get Donald Glover cast as Spider-Human in The Amazing Spider-Man Serial. Also, Miles Morales is known to be in the MCU, just non every bit Spider-Man (remember that Aaron Davis - played past the very same Donald Glover, no less - mentioned him in Homecoming?).
• Later on Dark-green Goblin stabs him in the back Peter 2 puts on a brave confront, challenge to have had worse injuries, until Peter 1 leaves him lonely with Peter iii who sees right through his façade.

  Peter three: [quietly] You're in then much pain, huh?
  Peter two: [smiling] I am.
  Peter three: Yep...

  • And so there'south the darkly humorous realization that the Goblin gave Peter 2 yet another back injury.
  • When Peter 3 asks Peter 2 if he is okay, he casually replies that he has been stabbed before. ^note Funnily plenty, by Norman's own son, Harry, no less!
• As Peter 2 lies wounded on the ground following being stabbed by the Goblin, he looks up and sees the sky tearing open before him and wonders aloud if he'south dying. The other Peters have to assure him, no, they can all meet it, also, and it's but the multiversal tears getting worse.

  Peter-2: Are there... people in the sky...?

• A Freeze-Frame Bonus chyron shown on i of J. Jonah Jameson'due south videos asks why Spider-Human being seems to detest national monuments, a gag that'south paid off when the terminal battle ends up destroying office of the Statue of Liberty.
  • Even funnier when you realize this isn't the first time an alliance of Spidey's villains came together to threaten Lady Freedom.
• Peter eventually moving in an apartment with no one left in his life is a sad moment, but listen carefully. You can hear a Cranky Landlord yelling at someone to pay the rent on time. That's right, Mr. Ditkovitch has a variant in the MCU!
• Equally was the case in his ain franchise, a (very drunkard) Eddie Brock continues to be the Butt-Monkey of the hour.

  Venom: [in a heavily inebriated tone] EDDIE. We are Drunk. Let's go SKINNYDIP!

  • This does heavily imply Eddie's and Venom's reaction to finding themselves in a new universe is to get drinking.
• Venom'due south reaction to hearing the Hulk'due south proper name?

  Venom: Yeah, and y'all thought "Lethal Protector" was a shit proper noun!
  Eddie: Yep, considering... information technology is.

• Eddie'due south attempt at boiling downward and dismissing the entire central conflict of the Infinity Saga.

  Eddie: Now tell me over again well-nigh your purple conflicting that loves stones. Cause, tell y'all what, man, aliens? They do not beloved stones.
  Venom: Eddie, don't start!
  Eddie: No! You know what aliens love? EATING BRAINS!
  Bartender: [extremely annoyed] Señor, he fabricated my family disappear. For five years.
  Eddie: ...V years?
  Bartender: [Expiry Glare]
  Eddie: That'south a long time.

• Simply as Eddie decides to become looking for Spider-Man after only just offset to understand how it works, he gets kicked out of the MCU to Venom's protests.

  Venom: [as they begin to vanish] What is happening?! No! NO, Nosotros JUST GOT Here! No! Not again!

• The bartender's reaction afterwards Eddie disappears? Grumble almost the customer vanishing without paying the bill or tipping.
  • Bonus points for him beingness completely unfazed by a sentient alien symbiote that dwells within the torso of a man. Then again, he has seen worse.
• The fact that Eddie and Venom missed all the action because they had to spend so much fourth dimension communicable up on the current state of the MCU might but be the almost glorious meta-commentary on the MCU's Continuity Lockout ever.

  Eddie: Okay... okay, okay, I remember I got this. You're saying that this whole place... hither. It'southward simply tons of... superpeople.
  Venom: And he has been saying it... for hours!

• The moment yous realize that this was technically a Sinister Six motion picture... but the sixth member was too busy getting drunkard in a bar and didn't bother to show up.
• After the "8 YEARS Afterward" timing error in Homecoming, they used flowers to block out the nascency and decease years of Aunt May's tombstone.

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